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Summer
2002
WHAT
A SEASON
IT WAS
KINGS COME UP A BASKET SHORT OF THE FINALS,
BUT THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT
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Game
6 in the NBA Western Conference Finals accomplished
the goal of sports bringing the world together
in agreement of something. Well... all except
one small portion of the world..
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WHAT
I HATE MOST ABOUT LOSING
Hedosfanclub
What
I Hate Most About Losing
I hate that the Kings lost, I mean I really,
really hate it. I hate that I have to listen
to my Dad and Bro--both dyed in the gold Laker
fans--tell me how they werent scared,
not even for one Horry second. I have to listen
to people tell me how the Kings are done that
this was their one and only lifetime shot
like this is the amateur Gillette three point
shot at the half : one miss and then it is
rocking chairs and should haves. I hate that
I have to listen to Sports Columnists who
have NEVER believed tell me how to feel about
this series. I hate that when I go online
now I have to listen to the taunts-- of SportsCenter
fans who can only repeat these self same doubting
Thomas columnists and announcers instead of
seeing the game for themselves, of bandwagoner
fans who have liked winning teams their whole
lives--taunts of how now that the Kings are
done I can shove my cow bell THERE and return
to my extracurricular hobby of cow tipping
(which I dont know about you all but
I was saving that for WHEN we WIN).
I hate that the Kings lost. I hate the conspiracy
theories. I hate that the world that only
watched the Kings for 2 secs believes that
Peja always hits nothing but air--when we
have heard the swish so many times that we
STILL cant believe that he missed. I
hate that I have to keep saying things like
Hamstring and Ankle and only one practice
and no rhythm
I hate having to listen
to the Laker fans talk about MY MAN Bibby
giving him the only credit they know how to
give a King by coveting him and telling me
that he will be in GOLD next year, as if it
is expected that he would leave. I hate that
people still try to tell me that Kobes
inadvertent elbow to Bibbys
nose was good basketball. I hate that the
only thing anyone remembers about Hedos
heroic run at filling Pejas shoes is
0-8 and one pass into traffic. I hate the
flopping jokes because it is becoming abundantly
clear that Vlade played Shaq better than anyone
else and that the only thing that can truly
stop Shaq is a whistle. I hate that people
dont understand how good Chris Webber
played. I hate that some fans say things like
TRADE when clearly a team that got this close
needs to age like fine wine-- not be torn
apart like a condemned building. The foundation
on this house of ball is soliddont
change a thing, I love it the way it is.
I hate the word that starts with C and ends
with T because it makes this beautiful series
seem dirty. The next person who says that
word (or its cousin C-H-O-K-E) to me about
THESE Kings is going to see what choking really
looks like. I hate that I have to smile and
wax Pollyanna about next year and how this
was a REALLY huge step up for the Kings. And
just wait until next year and
But what
I hate most about losing is that there are
no more games. No more Bibby money shots,
no more Vlade hitting the floor, no more Hedo
skipping joyfully down the floor, no more
Webber playing so well that he makes it look
too easy
I hate that it is over for
another year. I hate that I do have to wait...
Because this was a really huge step up for
the Kings and I cant wait until next
year.
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Gaijin
Thanks...
to
Doug Christie, eight hands, floor burn, all
heart;
to
Vlade Divac, that "wily flopper"
- who can play Shaq straight up? Vlade can!;
to
Chris, who carries the weight of the world's
expectation to battle every night and wins
(but never
enough to keep the vultures away);
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Shaq
and Referee Dick Bavetta share a "We're
#1" moment, hoisting their shared
trophy, after being named Co-MVP's of
the 2002 Playoffs by the Lakers organization.
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to Peja, our Hawkeye, who won't miss next
time;
to
Mike, the new star in an already dazzling
firmament, who shone brightest of all,
to
Bobby, unbounded by the laws of physics or
common sense, like MJ, only his coach can
stop him;
to
Brother Hedo, who plays the whole court, all
the time and at four positions, the Turkish
Michael Jordan
Thanks
to each and every one of you, our Sacramento
Kings!
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PETA
has issued a statement
rebuking Shaq for taking part in "Canned
Hunts", where old zoo and circus animals
are bid out to "trophy" hunters
to kill in closed areas.
Here
is an exclusive photo of Shaq just before
taking aim at a recent "hunt".
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samurai
girl 31
Men
fly and crash into glass
Hands hook over heads
Silken numbers and names ripple over muscles
And the wooden floor, slick like a glossy
photograph,
reflects every spiral, pattern, triangle,
every pump-fake, fade-away jumper, no-look
pass,
every rotating body and floating arc.
The
young couple sits in front of the screen,
bathed in light like a laser show.
And just then an 18-footer goes up,
hits the rim, gets slapped away, off the glass.
"That's called goaltending," the
girl says.
"It counts for two, like a regular basket."
The guy beside her "hmphs" but doesn't
look up
from the magazine sitting on his lap.
His
eyes sneak a glance at the screen,
but he only sees boys being boys, running
around
"like chickens with their heads chopped
off,"
heads worth more money than he'll ever see
because he can't put a ball in a hoop
and doesn't see the point of trying.
She
knows he doesn't care, as he checks his watch
and sighs, because he'd rather be watching
the news or
music videos or a cooking show, but she tells
him
the rules anyway, and keeps him updated on
the score.
Feeling his eyes on her back, she feels a
little ridiculous
when her throat constricts and her limbs tingle
and fill with fast-pumped blood as a bounce
pass, too low,
turns into a beautiful steal, and the ball
gets run down the court
at jetfighter speed to be smashed into the
basket
for a two-handed dunk to tie the game,
and the crowd erupts like fireworks
as the scorer hangs on the rim, swaying like
a flag.
"Is
it over?" he mumbles as a commercial
cuts in.
She moves from the couch to the floor and
sits
Indian-style, folding her hands together tightly,
letting them sweat. She remembers waiting
in the cold
for hours with her dad, watching the line
for tickets grow,
sharing a soda and later a beer, watching
the men fly and run,
sometimes crashing into each other, sometimes
floating
around each other like circling hawks, and
she remembers
the clock running down to zero, sometimes
the pile-up
of bodies hugging, sometimes the quiet stride
to the
locker room; but always the walk to the car,
the ride
home under the moon. "Not yet,"
she says..
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SWEEtness
I'm
so distraught. It's like when you get the
rug pulled out from under you and all you
can do is stare at the ceiling and hope the
head trauma doesn't cause any permanent damage
and the blood spewing from your head doesn't
stain the carpet.
Okay,
now that time is passing, it's not all that
bad. I guess I have you guys to thank for
that.
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Shaq
stopped his exercise regimen the day
after the Championship was won, stating,
"my toe hurts too much." The
Lakers management, worried he might
get out of shape during the summer once
again, hired a photographer to take
a photo of Shaq lounging by his pool
so they could estimate the effect of
his inactivity and plan for next season.
(Photo
RPO)
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All
season y'all have helped me keep things in
perspective. The last few days have been a
prime example of that. We had a awesome season.
We have an awesome team that shows it's class
and heart even through tough situations. No
one can take that away from the fans. Our
guys showed their stuff and it's good to know
that just about everyone with eyes around
the world knows what this team is made of.
They have the heart of champions and you can't
be anything less than full of pride for these
guys. Sure wish it would have gone their way
this time.
We
have seen the Kings grow before our very eyes
to surpass all of our expectations. We set
our expectations higher and higher as the
playoff series went on. I wanted it all, darn
it!! It just didn't happen. A couple times
it coulda and maybe shoulda, but it didn't.
I don't want to get overly mad about it. I
just want to enjoy what we've had and how
far we've come and bask in the thoughts of
things to come, cuz it's just gonna get better,
baby!
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JRedd)
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